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howdy y'all. i'm just sitting in the cafe on base drinking a caramel macchiato with sievert...anyway, i havent talked to you guys in a while since my phone broke (i just got my new one today) and some dumb assbag on base decided to be retarded on myspace and hook up with an old man or something...either way it was a security violation and like, i dont know it was a huge fiasco. i'm learning lots of korean and now i can say "i dont have pants"...which is very important in any language. i have oodles of new friends, and like, 99% of them are guys. big surprise. i've been doing funeral detail which is really neat because we fold the flag and do the 15 gun salute at military funerals. its really a huge honor. i sent most of you postcards with pics of where i live now on them. so yeah, enjoy kansas bitches! haha, i joke. all of you are welcome to come see me. in fact, i highly recommend it. so everyone on this base from the af is like, obsessed with chuck norris. just to give you an idea:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nite-lite. That's not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark. That's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris jumped in a lake but he didn't get wet. The lake got Chuck Norris'd.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris was widely believed to be the 1st black president. If you are thinking to yourself "but Chuck Norris isn't black..." then you are dead wrong. And stop being racist.

Due to Newtons 3rd law of motion, Chuck Norris can actually rounhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris didn't "lose" his virginity. He stalked it and destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of people Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave his beard. He just roundhouses himself in the face. That's because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris....IS Chuck Norris.

so i thought it over and decided that this is my favorite day. i went to work which was eh, but i worked with fun people so it was okay. and i had a really good lunch break. and i got hit on by a bisexual polynesian guy. and uhm...i went to hang out with richie and i bought us a kitty! her name is bliss. and she is most definitely the devil. but shes so darn cute. i have been trying to keep my mind off leaving but its hard. now i feel like i have my life right where i want it, but it feels like its too late. this sucks! but i dont really think about it when richie and i hang out, which is mostly everyday. i'm too busy winning star wars monopoly. (oh yes, i DID win) i guess im really just on a huge emotional roller coaster, but you guys know that the holidays are always kinda difficult for me since i dont get to spend it with my whole family. i dont know, i just dont want christmas to come this year.

isnt she precious?! be afraid though, because you are currently looking straight into the eyes of satan!